i haven’t had my first kiss yet but thanks to fanfic i at least know how to give a blowjob
im not single im kraft® singlewas the ® even necessary
yes i do not want to go to jail
why would u take a baby to the movies with u the baby isn’t gonna understand the hunger games it’s just gonna sit there and shit itself
lms if Kim Possible’s top lip frightens you
once you start viewing it as a moustache there’s no going back
oh god i’m laughing so hard right now
nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"
"why is all this ammo here"
"where did all the enemies go"
"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly."
"No, there it is."
"….That’s an awful lot of bass."